Left Behind, 2014’s Movie of the Year, reminded the average Christian, once again, of the inevitability of Jesus’ return. For those watching the skies, however, this served not as a reminder, but as a call to preparedness, a call answered most ingeniously by Darby Nelson.
Nelson is founder and CEO of Rapturous Enterprises, a company that is dedicated to outfitting the modern Christian family with everything needed for end times preparedness. The first product to reach launch phase is a GPS-enabled family tracking solution, the RaptureTracker 700.
The RaptureTracker 700
The RaptureTracker 700 is not your average GPS solution. No, it’s far more. It’s a small, nearly invisible silicon bio-chip that will allow you to track your family’s location—and more importantly, altitude!—when the Rapture happens. Using any smartphone or tablet, you’ll be able to track your family in real-time! And for those parents worried about their children being secret backsliders, the RaptureTracker 700 allows for instantaneous push notifications, giving that rebellious teenager one last second to repent.
The RaptureTracker Family Pack comes with four GPS bio-chips—one for each member of the family—four redemption codes for the smart phone app, and a chip embedder for the reasonable price of $600. For larger families, you can purchase additional chips/codes for $30 each and a $6 processing fee, which covers all additional chips.
While some might balk at the high price tag, this writer would have to ask how much is too much to pay for end times preparedness? Plus, the bulk of the price goes to the chip embedder, which is crucial to using the chip system, as it allows the family to embed their own chips—in the back of the hand or the forehead—without the need for out-patient surgery.
The RaptureTracker system should be available for purchase later this Fall, just in time for school, which should further put families at ease. When the end comes, you’ll be happy you invested in eternity by purchasing the RaptureTracker.
This writer, for one, wishes we’d all be ready.
Will your family be purchasing the RaptureTracker?
[Globe image via Highways England via Compfight cc & App image via Jason Gillyon via Compfight cc]
Chris says
Well played Mr. Dye. 🙂
You almost got a large flesh response.
Wouldn’t it be cool if your hair on the back of your neck stood up before the rapture?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P-zhdSXsaYY