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Archives for December 2013
Proof that Christmas Trees Are Evil [Photos]
I’ve heard it rumored for years and years, that Christmas trees are evil.
Upon further review and several Google searches later, I have concluded that Christmas trees are indeed evil.
This is my proof:
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What's in Your Status Bar?
Ah, the status bar. Yet another thing to love about Android. I find it amazing how such a small percentage of your screen can contain so much information! For those seasonal newcomers, your status bar is the black (usually) thin bar at the top of your screen. There are a few apps I use that have persistent notifications (those that stay in your tray even after clearing), and I think they might be helpful to you as you go about your ministry. Let’s take a look. [Read more…] about What's in Your Status Bar?
Merry Christmas! You Has Bad Grammar
A Facebook friend of mine shared Twas the Night Before Christmas as corrected by an English teacher.
It’s funny to see such an iconic classic critiqued this way. It got me thinking about my own creative writing and the writing of all those that never hit ‘Publish’ because they feel inhibited by the Internet’s Grammar Police.
Look, it doesn’t take anything special to be part of the Bad Grammar Brigade, but to have the courage to create and compose something of your own, that is something special.
Even something as classic as the Twas the Night Before Christmas has plenty of room for critique:
The Twelve Doctors of Christmas
As the Doctor Who Christmas special comes and a new doctor is on his way, here is a little joy to add to your day.
[Image via tardis]
How About Getting Your Kid a BAWX This Christmas?
It’s a classic holiday joke.
Get a child a large toy that includes a giant box, and watch the child ignore the new toy while finding every possible way to enjoy the magic that a cardboard box can be.
But it’s not just a funny quip on Christmas morning, anymore. Now you can order an actual cardboard box — BAWX — as a gift this Christmas season:
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