This post was in queue for a bit… sorry!
In any case, the winner of the Rocket Launcher Giveaway is…

Kendall Conner!
It’s because you are one courageous (or unstable) individual. Go for it!
Email info [at] churchit [dot] com to claim your vehicle of girlfriend destruction!

I sense some entertaining pre-marital counseling in their future. One full of nerf bats, perhaps?
That is awesome. He deserved to win.