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The 5 Best Toys of All Time

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GEEKDAD put together a stellar list of The 5 Best Toys of All Time.

What do you think made the list?

  • G.I. Joe?
  • Transformers?
  • Hot Wheels?
  • Train Set?
  • LEGOS?

Check it out:

1. Stick

wood tree stick

Pro: Finally, something that does grow on trees.

Con: You could put someone’s eye out.

 

2. Box

fedex toy shipping box

Pro: Best celebrity endorsement: Calvin & Hobbes.

Con: Paradox: what do you put Box in when you’re done playing with it?

 

3. String

toy read yarn string

Pro: It really ties everything together.

Con: There’s a reason “no strings attached” is a benefit.

 

4. Cardboard Tube

cardboard tubes

Pro: Comes free with purchase of toilet paper, paper towels, and wrapping paper.

Con: Doesn’t hold up to enthusiastic play.

 

5. Dirt

baby playing in dirt

Pro: Cheap as dirt.

Con: Dirty.

:D

[via Wired | Images via Teymur Madjdereychefrandenlast marinerizzie_whizzieOrin Zebest & pfly]

16 Responses to “The 5 Best Toys of All Time”

  1. December 4, 2011 at #

    Bwahahaha! As the father of a little boy (and having been one myself) I can tell you that this is true!

  2. December 4, 2011 at #

    Switch out dirt for a sheet and I’m happy with this list. :)

    • December 5, 2011 at #

      My boy would pick paper over dirt, too.

  3. December 5, 2011 at #

    While I never went in for Dirt, I was a big fan of Box, Tube, and String. Stick was more seasonal.

    • December 5, 2011 at #

      We need to expand the list, I think.

  4. December 5, 2011 at #

    It’s a bit scary how dead on this list actually is. While I was putting up the Christmas lights on the porch yesterday my 5 year old son was outside making a fort with sticks and some cardboard boxes.

  5. December 5, 2011 at #

    I agree! I think bubble wrap would be 6th on the list. My old roommate gave his sister bubble wrap and Power Ranger band aids for Christmas when she was three and she LOVED it! As a boy I would also include dow rods (which are just fancy sticks) and sand (which I guess falls under dirt).

    • December 5, 2011 at #

      That’s it. We need to create another list!

  6. December 5, 2011 at #

    This is copied from Wired, not “via” Wired. You should simply link to them, throughout, not pull the photos and the copy.

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