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Why Do You Use Your Cell Phone on the Toilet?

According to 11mark, 87% of Android users and 77% of iPhone users use their smartphone while on the toilet.

But here’s where things start to get a little more interesting.

It turns out, women are more likely to use their cell phones while on the toilet.

Can you guess how many women do this?

Maybe you could guess how many men do it, and then think of a bigger number?

Try this stat on for size:

76%

[Shudder]

That’s gross!

But wait.

Before the masses of male smartphone users begin to take the moral high ground, keep this in mind:

74% of men do the same.

Sheesh!

That’s the last time I’m going to ever use someone else’s cell phone.

Can you hear me now?

[via MSNBC | Image via Steve Jurvetson]

5 Responses to “Why Do You Use Your Cell Phone on the Toilet?”

  1. August 20, 2012 at #

    This is funny. Thank you.

    K, bye

  2. Ken Rosentrater
    September 13, 2012 at #

    Whatever is the purpose?

    Multi-tasking is myth anyway, according to an infographic shown on ChurchMag not that long ago.

    Who or what is so important that a user of the phone would risk sending any sounds associated with toilet use to the listener on the other end. Wait 3 minutes. It’s not that earthshaking that it can’t wait.

    I shake my head (inwardly) when I see guys using the dumb things as they stand and do their business in airport bathrooms, with flushing sounds constantly in the background.

    Clueless.

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