There have been a number of recent “scares” you might call them related to some of our servers and IT infrastructure, security with WordPress, and backup systems within the past few weeks that have “agitated” me a bit (to say the least).
I’ll admit, it’s hard for me to remember that God is in control of all things, including Plesk Server Administration Control Panels, PHP, MySQL, and yes, even WordPress.
And even though the above is a comic (and humor is a cure-all for me when “bad” stuff happens) the principle is still true:
int main()
{
printf(“God is in Control.”);
return 0;
}
Amen and amen!
Oh, and if you haven’t heard about this WordPress security issue, take a look. It affected some of our test sites that aren’t as well protected.
do {
NotWorry();
} while(God.IsInControl());
class God {
private static Life life;
public static void main(String args[]) {
God.life = new Life();
God.life.run();
}
protected void startRapture() {
God.life.startRapture();
ArrayList newPeepsInHeaven = God.life.newPeepsInHeaven;
Heaven heavenThread = new Heaven();
heavenThread.run();
}
protected void bornAgainPrayer(Person p) {
p.sin = null;
God.life.addBeliever(p);
}
}
class Heaven implements Runnable {
private ArrayList newPeepsInHeaven;
@Override
public void run() {
while (true) {
System.out.println(“Awesome”);
for (int i = 0; i < newPeepsInHeaven.size(); i++) {
System.out.println(newPeepsInHeaven.get(i) + " cries out to God that He is Great!");
}
}
}
public void setPeepsInHeaven(ArrayList peeps){
newPeepsInHeaven = peeps;
}
}
class Life implements Runnable {
private boolean rapture = false;
ArrayList believersOnEarth;
ArrayList newPeepsInHeaven;
public Life() {
believersOnEarth = new ArrayList();
newPeepsInHeaven = new ArrayList();
}
@Override
public void run() {
while (true) {
if (rapture) {
for (int i = 0; i < believersOnEarth.size(); i++) {
Person p = believersOnEarth.remove(0);
NewPerson np = new NewPerson();
np.name = p.name;
newPeepsInHeaven.add(np);
}
break;
} else {
System.out.println("Trust God");
}
}
}
protected void addBeliever(Person p) {
believersOnEarth.add(p);
}
protected void startRapture() {
rapture = true;
}
class Person {
String name;
Object sin;
}
class NewPerson {
String name;
}
}