Not to be confused with the fake Apple Store.
And what’s up with the angel wings and halo?
Sheesh!
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The angel wings and halo are because he’s dead. Apparently, upon death you don’t get new clothes, but you do become asian and get wings and a halo. Yep, here it is in Third Tribulations, right after the better known verse 7, “The Lord helps those who help themselves.” In verse 8 it says, “Yay verily, should one die, having helped all of humanity by creating mirrors with talking paintings and rodents that move arrows, he shall surely become an angel, given the honor of wearing in heaven whatsoever he wore in life, and given angels’ wings to soar and not grow weary therewith. Having given jobs to so many in the east, he shall be like unto one of them.” Yep. That’s what it says.
What was that honey? Sorry, my wife is calling me. (In the distance you hear, “Joke Bible… white elephant gift.”
Oh. Never mind.
There are no words …