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A Better Twitter Bio – Twitter Contest!

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[Contest is at the very bottom.]

About 10 different people “called me out” on my Twitter bio this past week, which has resulted in me thinking a little more than normal about than usual (and I never think about it).

Currently, it’s set at the screeny on the right.

i break stuff.

This is truly “me”. I seriously spend far more time breaking things than actually putting them back together. Unfortunately, this is somewhat typical in more than just the software world (and you can take that anywhere you’d like to).

Some people have argued that I’d get more followers if I actually explained who I was and what I do.

I’m not so sure about that.

I think I’m more of a “let my tweets speak for themselves” type of guy, which is somewhat amazing since most of my tweets are pretty juvenile, random, and incomprehensible. I wonder what that says about the people who actually stick around and follow me?

In any case, I dug up some work I did for a corporate job a while back on a study of social media and social networking “profiles” and what makes the most “effective” one. Here’s my old research:

  1. Accuracy and Honesty Matters: People know and can figure out very quickly if you’re lying. Don’t lie. Be honest.
  2. Humility Apparently Works: Don’t oversell yourself or make yourself look awesome. People like to know that you’re just as human as they are.
  3. Brevity Speaks More: Keep it simple and brief. Twitter is perfect for this since they cap it at 160 characters.
  4. Solicit Something Meaningful: Can you connect instantly with the person on some level? Emotional level? Experiential level? Being “deep” is better than “shallow,” generally speaking.
  5. Mama Said Don’t Say That: There are certain words that just turn people off. Don’t use them.

Would you add any more to this list?

What do you think my Twitter Bio should say?

I’ll give the winning idea some cool Moo Mini Business Cards. Contest Ends Sunday!

Tweet it @Human3rror and/or comment below!

21 Responses to “A Better Twitter Bio – Twitter Contest!”

  1. May 21, 2009 at #

    It should simply say something about you. That's the point. If you're quick and witty (like yours) then say something quick and witty. If you're simple and straight forward, say just who you are and your interests (like mine). My bio I think says something about who I would follow and who might want to follow me. Works for me so far.

    • May 21, 2009 at #

      Thanks Josh! Apparently you don't think i shoudl change it?

      • May 22, 2009 at #

        Nope. I laughed the first time I saw it. Then I wanted to know more, so I ended up following. Plus I had heard your name around thanks to Michael Hyatt. But it seems to be you.

        • May 22, 2009 at #

          Josh,

          I personally want to thank you for your engagement with this blog. I love it, and that type of dedication bears fruit… seriously.

          Thanks so much.

  2. Jay
    May 21, 2009 at #

    I like 'I break stuff' but while quick and witty, would somebody go beyond that? Also, if we're utilizing social media for His kingdom, why not get something like that in there?

    "I break stuff. For my wife. For my daughter. For Andy Stanley. For Jesus."

  3. May 21, 2009 at #

    My bio is pretty much what every other bio is on twitter. 4-5 words describing who I am. Editor, Christian, Blogger..i can't even think of what they are right now without looking. Is that bad?

    • May 21, 2009 at #

      maybe? do you want to differentiate yourself from the “crowd”?

  4. May 21, 2009 at #

    Be unique! No one cares if it says "I'm just another guy."

    I like what you got now. And thanks for making me think about twitter bios…speaking of which (guess who does have twitter bio, thats right, its me)

  5. May 21, 2009 at #

    I tend to prefer more informational than witty but I can see how if that represents who you are then witty could totally fit.

  6. May 21, 2009 at #

    honestly, i like it as it is. wish i'd thought of it first. you could make it more direct though, "i break things… deliberately"

  7. May 21, 2009 at #

    I like it the way it is.

  8. May 21, 2009 at #

    If that's how you are then that's it! no need to change it.
    by the way following you… (i was wondering why i wasn't following you yet. *sigh*)

  9. May 21, 2009 at #

    I break WordPress.

  10. May 21, 2009 at #

    "With your powers combined, I am Human3rror!"

    • May 22, 2009 at #

      Ok, that's awesome! "Human3rror, he's our hero! … " Oh, wait… :D

  11. May 21, 2009 at #

    dude. you win.

    • May 21, 2009 at #

      haha…I forgot to mention you'll need to dye your hair green and wear tights in your avatar. :) You may have to break rule 2.

  12. May 21, 2009 at #

    I've seen you break stuff, and I think it's a great bio. You could break my stuff anytime you wanted…assuming you'd put it all back together again.

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